Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Little old ladies and used cars.....

A cute one! Thanks Kimmy! Margaret, you'll like this one! I think that you could substitute the old ladies with a blonde and the joke would be just as good! LOL! Just my opinion though.... ;)

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.

Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting."

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