Tuesday, July 25, 2006

New bumper stickers.....

A big thanks to my mother-in-law for sending these to me! ;)


"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Some people just don't know how to drive.....I call these people 'Everybody But Me.'"

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"If you can read this.....I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander.....it is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Hang up and drive!" (There are actually magnets that you can put on your car that say this. I saw them at Academy this weekend!)

"Welcome to America......now speak English!"

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