Friday, June 30, 2006

Underwear is important!

Got this in an email from my BIL and I had to share it!
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If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

1 comment:

Mike Y said...

Ohhhhh, that's just wrong! That reminds me of when my and I were sitting on the porch, back in Jr. High when my mom drove up. My friend was rather cocky, anyway, had one leg propped up trying to act real cool when my mom informed him that his "dingaling" was showing.