Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Online pregnancy test....

Are you pregnant?

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

According to this, I'm pregnant and will give birth to a 15 lb. 5 oz. boy (no thank you!). He'll have black hair and hazel eyes and the daddy is the neighbor's kid! LOL! The damn thing also called me a hussie! ;)

So funny!

3 comments:

Jen said...

I emailed you my "results". The first time it said I wasn't pregnant and strongly recommended a re-test. The second time, of course...and if I wasn't happy with who the father was, I was welcome to select a different one. See the birth certificate? Sure, why not...

Enjoy!

Jen said...

Well, crap! I thought it sent my results to you, instead it just sends you a generic "Jennifer recommended this site..."

In that case: is "Jennifer, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! :

And according to the site, his daddy is Boss Hogg.

Oh joy.

Kim said...

Boss Hogg? LMAO!

(((Jen)))