Thursday Thirteen....

13 things that annoy the heck out of me:

1.) People that pass you on the road and then speed up....only to have to sit at a red light that's a half a mile down the road. Look idiot, what's your hurry? The light is red and you'd have to sit at it whether you're in front of me or behind me. We're all in the same boat here.

2.) Lindsay Lohan. I do not understand Hollywood's obsession with her. In my opinion, she's not pretty, can't sing, probably can't act (haven't seen anything with her in it) and is too skinny. What's so special about her?

3.) Maeve has a new hobby....grinding her teeth. It's the most horrible sound in the world. Richard cannot be around her when she does it. I put my finger to her mouth and say, "No, no", but that doesn't work. She still does it. *sigh*

4.) The idiots that would knock on the door or ring the doorbell when I had a sign on the door that said, "Do not knock on door or ring doorbell....baby sleeping." Um, unless they are illiterate or no habla Ingles, they have no excuse. Leave us the heck alone!

5.) People that I email that don't email me back. You know who you are. What the heck's the problem? The past is the past. Welcome to an ADULT friendship! I promise I don't bite. ;)

6.) Mia decides at about 3 in the morning that she's going to perform a self-cleaning under the covers while I'm trying to sleep. Seriously dog, quick licking yourself!

7.) People that let their kids play in the neighborhood and have no idea what they are doing or where they are. I came upon this little gem this past weekend while visiting Kyra and Maeve's godparents at their house. We were outside and a little boy that was 3 was outside with no adult supervision (except for us). WTF is wrong with parents these days? Keep track of your own freakin kid and yes, worry a bit about where they are! Geez!

8.) That old woman at the gym that takes Jackie's step class on Mondays that always bitches about the volume being too loud. Look hag, move away from the speaker! You're right in front of it! Get some earplugs and suck it up or take the Silver Sneakers class that's right after ours! Some of us like to work out to blaring music! It motivates us!

9.) This flippin weather. Today's high: 78. Tomorrow's high: 47. WTF?

10.) Mold. I'm allergic to it and it's in the air right now. I'm sick and it sucks.

11.) People that don't get out of the damn way at the grocery store. You do not have to take up the entire width of an aisle with your damn basket. Move already!

12.) The checkout lanes at the grocery store that are filled with candy and a bunch of other crap that my kid doesn't need. Once again, in my opinion they need to have kid-friendly aisles with no candy so that the entire checking out experience is a much happier one. I don't want to look like Satan himself anymore when my kid asks for something and I say, "No, not today."

13.) Richard's friends that call at all hours to talk to him. Um, here's a newsflash: WE HAVE KIDS! It shouldn't be news to you!

***I'd kindly like to point out that I didn't bitch or moan about Richard directly, which HAS to be a first! LOL!